Live and begin to physical or mental gratification. Someone was at work told me that her grandmother to stay in shape, so that at the age of 60 began a day to five miles on foot. Opened 97 this year, still do not know where he is! I hope you do not take this step in our spiritual movement of the train!
In the last year is a year of tension, because there is no right to an invalidity pension is responses to uncertaintyThe struggles helped these small moments of life that I explain some of the humor to deal with everything. I hope to get these things very well.
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A young man feels he is henpecked by his wife, went to a psychiatrist about the problem. The doctor said, "Do not let your abuser wife home, we will see that you are the boss go to this young house, closed the door, shook his fist, his wife's face, mouth and throat with "From now onYes, you take my order! When I got home from work, I want my dinner on the table. I hope to put my clothes. I am the child. You'll be home. One more thing ... You know you bind on his tie? "
And very quietly, she said ... "Yes buried .."
Its strategic plan, according to the plan of God, not the views of the world to maintain family harmony. Ephesians 5:25 tells us: 33; 25Husbands, love your wives asChrist loves the church and gave 26 body, so the holy water, clean the floor and made 27 of his glory of his church without spot or wrinkle or any disease, and her, but holy defects. 28 in the same way that men should love their bodies of their women. He who loves his wife loves. After 29 no one hated his own flesh, but feed and care for her as Christ, because we have 30 members of the ChurchHis body. 31 "Therefore a man leaves his father and his wife, the two will be." 32 This is a deep mysterybut me about Christ and the Church to speak. 33 However, everyone must love his wife as himself, his wife to her husband.
has 10 points, you can learn from Noah
1. Do not miss the boat. 2. Remember, we are in the same boat. 3. Plan ahead. Noah is not to build the rainArca quarter Stay healthy. If they are 600 years old, can you please do something really big. 5. Do not listen to criticism in the world with God's work must do so immediately. 6. On the basis of an increase in the future, a hill, God made us. 7. The speed is not everything. The screw is on board with the cheetahs. 8. If you're stressed, float awhile. 9. Remember, the Ark by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals. Never underestimate the experience of God. 10. WhetherWhat the storm, if you and God is always a rainbow waiting.
A little boy listened to his words because in the backyard instead, cover and stick the bat in his hands. "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he said. He threw the ball, and swung and missed. "Hit one," he said. But again, he said, "I'm the greatest hitter of all time." He put the ball, and drastic changes, is missing. He looked at the ball and the club, said: "I was the best hitterNever. "He threw the ball and swung and missed for the third time, he said." Wow! Huelga de tres! What a crock! I am the best pitcher in the world! "
The willingness and flexibility to identify and focus, and I thank God for you, showing, its strengths, even if you think that is their strength. Romans 0:38 says, 3 of grace for me, and I said, every one of you does not look at himself more than what to thinkBut they believe that a clear condemnation and beliefs have been for God. 4 As we all have, there are many members of the body, and these members do not all have the same function, 5, in Christ we who are many form one body, each one is. 6 We have different gifts, according to our grace. If a man is a gift of prophecy, who shared his faith. 7 If a service is service, when you teach, you canHe taught, 8 If this is encouraging, let him be encouraged, if it comes to needs of others, let him give generously when they drive, to lead the effort if it is a pity, so happy to do so.
I Corinthians 12:46 There are 4 different types of spiritual gifts but the same Spirit. 5 There are different types of services, but the same Lord. There are 6 different jobs, but the same God works all in all men.
A man went to a vending machinePut in coins, push a button called "coffee, cream, sugar." There is no cup there, but the stream of action for the shipping of coffee, cream and sugar. was reduced by a corresponding amount of leakage, the machine stopped. "Now the real automation," the man said: "This is still drinking." This is how some people want their faith. Want to make a cash deposit, and leave the rest of car care. However, no such thingSuch as automatic prayer devotion or worship song or services. Following Jesus requires discipline and effort.
James 2:1417 14What is good, my brothers, if a person wants to believe, but no action? You can have that faith save him? 15Suppose brothers or sisters without clothes and daily food. 16If as you said, "Go, I wish you well, keep warm, eat well, but their physical needs are not good? 17 inches in the same way, their own faith, if notAccompanied by action, is dead.
One day a kindergarten teacher helped a student in his cowboy boots?
Asked for help, you can understand why. Even when they took him, Little Boots still do not want to go. Finally, if the second exit, which was a sweat. Almost cried when the child says. "Teachers, with their feet in the wrong" She looked down and, indeed, home.
This is not easy to take BootsOut what is for them. But they managed their work with them on the right foot back calmly upon boots. At that time he said: "It is not my boots."
She bit her tongue rather than scream, "Why did not you say?" Because she thought. And once again she struggled to help him take off his boots fever of small parts. Ringing in the ears, get off his boots, and then said: "You are my brother, my mother had me wear boots" of MS.Today. "
Suppressed a scream, that posed the courage, grace and courage to fight his left foot starts illfitting. Help your shelter, asked: "Well, here is your glove?"
He replied: "I put 'em in the toes of my boots."
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1 Corinthians 13:17 When I say that tongue and angels, but love, I am a sounding brass or pool jingle. 2 IfI have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but love, I am nothing. 3 If I give my arms and my body to the flames, but not love, I am nothing. 4 Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous, not boastful, not proud. Fifthly, it is not rude, not selfish, not easily provoked, not for evil. 6Love not delight in evil but rejoicesTruth. 7, to always protect, always trust, always hopes, always perseveres.
o When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, used the same packaging if USAwith cute baby on the label. Later they found that in Africa, because most people do not understand what the labels of the company have been in the picture.
or sent to the Coca-Cola first in China, they named the product something that when pronounced sounded like "Coca-Cola." The onlyThe problem is that the characters used meant "bite the wax tadpole." He later became a large print, this collection "the happiness in the mouth."
o When Pepsi began promoting its products in China a few years ago, translated the slogan, "Pepsi brings you back to life, literally. The slogan in Chinese really meant "Pepsi from the tomb of his ancestors."
Ø Coors in Spanish, try as hard was the motto: "lose"Diarrhea. "
Ø Chevy Nova never sold well in Spanish speaking countries. In Spanish "no va" means "ah you can not move."
You see, we know that we, and to ensure that our communication is our true intention. Miscommunication, misunderstanding, such as ... The following story shows how the main point, which can sometimes be a clear attempt to "mask" or caramel topping to the harsh reality of man.
A verywoman is not planning a vacation in Florida a couple of weeks. She is very delicate, elegant, with his tongue. She wrote a letter to a specific camping and retention periods. She wanted to make sure they know the camp facilities, but not how to ask "toilet" facilities. You can make me not to write the word "bath" in his letter. After much deliberation, eventually came up with the old-fashioned term "bathroom toilet," butWhen you wrote, but still thought it was forward. So she began again, wrote the entire letter and referred to the bathroom bathroom "so easy" before Christ. "Whether in the campsite has its own" old age "is what you write?.
Ah, the land is not owned camping old and young people around, if your letter, I could not understand what the lady said. The "BC" really puzzled him. In this disturbingSome days, took him to the other campers, but can not understand the meaning or the lady. The campground owner finally finds a woman has the status of the requirements of the local Baptist church.
So he sat down and wrote the following reply: "Dear Sir or Madam: Sorry for the delay in responding, but I'm happy in this notice," AC "is located nine miles north of the camp and the 250-seat capacityThe people at the same time. I found this is a considerable distance, to admit when the habit of leaving at regular intervals, but there is no doubt that you will be pleased to know that many people gather food and make it the day ... .. generally Come early and stay late. The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, it was full, so we had to lift the entire process, we are there. You may be interested to know, now there is a plan to raise capital to buy more seats, and the food .....Scheduled in the middle of dinner before Christ, so that everyone can see and talk about this great event ..... I say that I have pain, I do not go often, but certainly not part of my lack of desire .... with age, it seems more and more and more difficult, especially in cold weather ,..... if you decide to camp, maybe I can work with you to your first visit to the ... ... They sit together and provide you with all the other people .....This is really a very friendly community .....
Mark 16:1416 14Later Jesus appeared eleven eat, and blamed his lack of confidence, they stubbornly refused to believe that those who saw him, he has risen. 15U said, "the whole world and preach the gospel to every creature. 16Whoever believeth and is baptized shall be saved, but he that believeth not shall be damned.
A man who lives in New York, and was alwaysTired of cold weather, so he decided to go to Florida. His wife is a business trip when he called and let them know what they are doing, and told him not to return to New York, but in Florida to meet with him.
When he arrived, he sent an e-mail and let them know he was there, but he has a couple of letters in the wrong direction, rather than e-mail to his wife in Iowa, the wife of the pastor and an elderly husband died the previous day.
TheThe old reading on your computer, email, note, faint on the spot. His family and friends, I was listening to the fall, and saw her on the floor when they read the screen, to understand why he fainted ...
Dear, dear, I wanted to let you know that you came.
Looking to tomorrow, you and I together.
Signed, polystyrene husband. This is surely hot here! No, I do not know where it goes and where it isNow ...
Ephesians 2:8 8 and 9, are ye saved through faith and not himself, nine projects are not gifts of God, no one can claim the grace period.
16 Mark 16:15 and said: 15 He told them: "the whole world and preach the gospel to every creature you create. 16Whoever and is baptized shall be saved, but he that believeth not shall be damned.
And tell James 5:1520, 15 and the patient's belief is also a prayerLord shall raise him up. If you have committed a crime, is forgiven. 16 So pray together and you have to recognize healthy. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective. 17 Elijah was a man like us. He prayed earnestly that no rain, no rain for three and a half of the country. 18 And he prayed again and the heaven gave rain, and land cultivation. 19 My brethren, if any of you have lost the truth,People should bring it back 20 This one can remember its eventual form of death and cover a multitude of sins of error, a sinner.
God gave us a guide and map, so our ultimate goal. We have to do it from the dust and read!
The interpretation of the humor in life and the lessons we can learn from them
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