You're never too old to adapt both physically and mentally. Someone at work told me that his grandmother to stay in shape, so the age of 60 he started to walk five kilometers to the desired day. He turns 97 this year and we still have no idea where he is! Hopefully not so distant track in our retreat!
Last year was a tough year, no income because of the law pending a disability, the answers to some of the quotasFighting, etc. And some of those small moments funny interpretations of life has helped me keep everything in perspective. We hope that you win something from this too.
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A young man felt that he was tormented by his wife, was going to a psychiatrist about the problem. The doctor told him: "You must not let your wife bully you go home and show her you're the boss, the young man returned home, slamming the door, shook his fist in the face of his wife and growled:" D ' now, Are orders from me! When I get home from work, I want my dinner on the table. I would like to create my own clothes. I'll go out with boys. Stay at home. And another thing ... Do you know who is going to tie my tie? "
And slowly, she said ... "Yes, the undertaker."
Plan your strategy according to God's plan: Do not rely on the advice of the world, bring peace into your home. 33 25Husbands Ephesians 5:25 tells us, love your wives asChrist loved the Church and have for 26 to make her holy, for the cleaning of washing with water through the word, 27, and his stand as a radiant church, without spot or wrinkle or blemish, but holy and immaculate. 28 In the same way that men should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. 29 hated After all, none of his own body, but nourishes and cherishes it, as Christ, the Church is our 30 membershis body. 31 "Therefore shall a man leave his father and mother and cleaves to his wife and the two shall become one flesh." 32 This is a deep mysterybut speak concerning Christ and the Church. 33 However, each of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband.
10 points, which can be learned from Noah
1. Do not miss the boat. 2. Remember that we are all in this together. 3. Plan ahead. It was not raining when Noah built the 'Ark 4. Stay in shape. If you're 600 years someone may ask you to do something really great. 5. Do not listen to critics of the world, just to be with God's work to be done. 6. Build your future on a hill, above, which leads us to God 7. Speed is not everything. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. 8. If you are stressed, float a bit '. 9. The ark was built by amateurs Remember, the Titanic by professionals. Never underestimate God's know-how. 10. It does not matterwhat the storm when you're with God there is always a rainbow waiting.
A little boy was heard saying, like him in the backyard, baseball cap, instead of ball and bat was in his hand. "I am the greatest batsman in the world," he said. He threw the ball, swing and missed. "One shot," he said. But again, he said, "I am the greatest hitter of all time." He threw the ball back, turned around and lost. He looked at the ball and the bat, and said: "I am the greatest hitterwho ever lived. "He threw the ball and swing and miss a third time, this time he said:" Wow! Strike three! What a mug! I am the greatest pitcher in the world! "
Always be ready and flexible enough to recognize, focus, and appreciate the strengths that God has given you and tells you, even if not what do you think is your strength. Romans 0:38 says, 3 for the grace of me, I say to each of you: Do not think of yourself more than necessary,but you have to think with sober judgment, according to the measure of faith God has given you. 4 Just as each of us has one body with many members, and members do not all have the same function, 5 so in Christ we, for many, are one body, and each member belongs to all the others. 6 We have different gifts, according to the grace to us. If a man is using them to buy a gift predicts in proportion to his faith. 7 If you served, should serve him when he is teaching, notto teach, 8, when it is gratifying to encourage you to leave when it comes to the needs of others, let him give generously if they could guide him govern diligently, if you show mercy, do it cheerfully.
I Corinthians 12:46 There are four varieties of gifts, but the same Spirit. 5 There are different types of services, but the same Lord. 6 There are different types of work, but the same God which worketh all in all men.
A man went to vending machines,put in a coin, key press as the "coffee, cream, sugar." No cup appeared, but the jets into action sending coffee, cream and sugar. After the correct amount had gone down the drain, turned the car. "Now that automation real," the man said: "This thing you can drink for you too." Here's how some people want their faith. Want to put a cash deposit, and let the rest is done automatically. But there is nothing likeautomatic, such as prayers, devotions, worship or sing or a service. Following Jesus requires discipline and personal effort.
James 2:1417 14What is good, my brothers, if a man says he has faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save him? 15Suppose a brother or sister is without clothes and daily food. 16If one of you says, "Go, I wish you keep warm and well fed," but does nothing about his physical needs, what good is it? 17 "in the same way, faith by itself, if it is notaccompanied by action, is dead.
One day a kindergarten teacher helped bring one of his students on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help, and she could understand why. Even with his shot and pushed him, the little boots still did not want to go. Finally, when the second was the boot, had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the boy said. "Teachers are on the wrong foot" She looked down and sure enough they were.
It was not easier to pull the shoesthan it was being put on. But she has managed to remain calm, as they worked together on the boots again this time with the right foot. It was he who announced: ". These are not my boots"
He bit on the tongue rather than scream, "Why did not you say?" as they wished. It struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting shoes from his little feet. They were just off the boots and then said, "You are my brother's boots. My mother takes me to 'emtoday. "
Send a suppressed cry, which brought the grace and courage she had to illfitting boots up to fight again. Helps him in his coat, she asked: "Well, where are the gloves?"
To which he replied: "I put 'em in the toes of my boots."
The article ends by saying something about her trial begins next month.
1 Corinthians 13:17 If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but I'd like, I am as sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. 2 IfI have the gift of prophecy and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that moves mountains, but there is no love, I am nothing. 3 If I give all I possess to the poor, to allow my body to be burned, but not love, I gain nothing. 4 Love is patient, love is kind. It is not envy, does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It is not rude, it is obviously not looking, is not easily angered, takes no account of wrongs. 6Love not evil but rejoices with joythe truth. 7 It 's always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
o When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as here in USAwith the cute baby on the label. Later they found that in Africa, because many people who can not read, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside.
or Coca-Cola first shipped to China, they named the product something that when pronounced sounded like "Coca Cola". The onlyThe problem was that the characters used meaning "Bite the Wax Tadpole." Subsequently amended a number of signs that "happiness in the mouth."
Pepsi or the marketing of its products in China a few years ago, he began to translate their slogan, "Pepsi brings you back to life, literally. The slogan in Chinese really, "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave." Meant
Or Coors realize the slogan "Turn It Loose", in Spanish, where it reads as "sufferingDiarrhea. "
o The Chevy Nova never sold well in Spanish speaking countries. In Spanish "no va" means "do not do it."
You see, we need to know who we are dealing with, and make sure to communicate with each other what they really think. Poor communication can lead to all sorts of misunderstandings, for example ... This next story shows how far from the point we sometimes people just are not clear and are trying to "mask" or hard candy hand the truth.
Anotherold-fashioned wife and planned a vacation in Florida a few weeks. She was very soft and elegant with its language. He wrote a letter to a particular camp and asked for reservations. He wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but I'm not sure how to ask for the "toilet" facilities. She could not write the "toilet" word in his letter. After much discussion, finally came up with the old notion of "bathroom commode," butas she wrote this, she still thought it was the transmission. And he began again, he wrote the letter in full and referred to the bedside bath "simply as" BC. "If the campsite has its own" BC "is what you actually write?.
Well, the owner of the campsite was by no means old fashioned and a younger man, and when the letter came, he could not understand what she was talking about. The "BC" really puzzled him. According to worry aboutseveral days, showed the letter to other campers, but I could not understand what the lady meant. The campsite owner has finally come to the conclusion that the woman should seek information on the position of the local Baptist church.
So he sat down and wrote the following reply: "Dear Sirs: I am very sorry for the delay in answering your letter, but now I wish to inform that the" BC "is nine miles north of the field and is capable of seating 250People at once. I must admit that is pretty far away, if you are in the habit of regularly, but there is no doubt who will be pleased to know that a large number of people who take their lunch and make a day with them be ..... Usually arrive early and stay late. The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded that we had to get up the whole time we were there. You may be interested to know that at this moment, there is a supper planned to raise money to buy more places ..... YouPlan for dinner in the middle of BC met, everyone can see and talk about this great event ..... I like to say that it pains me very much, would not go more regularly, but it certainly is not .... for lack of desire on my part as you get older, seems more and more effort, especially when it's cold ..... If you arrive at the campsite, maybe I could go with her to go for the first time to decide ... sit with you ... and offer all the other people .....This is really a very friendly town .....
Mark 16:1416 14Later Jesus appeared to the Eleven as they were eating, he rebuked their unbelief and stubborn refusal to those who had seen him after he got to believe. 15U told them. "Go into all the world and preach the gospel to every creature 16Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but he does not believe will be condemned.
There was a man who lived in upstate New York, and was alwaystired of the cold, so he decided to go to Florida. His wife was on business trip in time, so he called her to let her know what she was doing and tell her not to return to New York to meet him, but in Florida.
When he arrived, he sent an email to let you know her, he was there, but got some letters wrong in the address bar, and instead his wife's e-mail went to an elderly woman in Iowa, which is a view from heaven, and whose husband had died the day before.
L 'elderly woman turned on the computer, read the e-mail, screamed and fainted on the spot. Your family and friends who were there heard the crash and was in & looked at the floor and read the screen because they realized he was unconscious ...
Dearest Love I just wanted to know that I arrived safely.
We are here for you, with me tomorrow.
Signed, your husband PS. It 's definitely hot in here! Not to be confused where to go, or where you areNow ...
Ephesians 2:8 & 9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God 9 not by works, lest any man should boast.
Mark 16:15 and 16 says: 15 He said to them: "Go ye into all the world and preach the gospel to every creature. 16Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, he that believeth not shall be damned.
and James says, 5:1520, 15, and the prayer of faith will be offered to patients,Lord will raise him up. If he has sinned, he will be forgiven. 16 Therefore confess your sins to one another, and pray for one another, and to be healed. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective. 17 Elijah was a man like us. He prayed fervently that it does not rain, and rain on the earth for three and a half years. 18 Again he prayed, and the heaven gave rain and the earth produced its crops. 19 Brethren, if one of you must depart from the truth andSomeone should bring him back, do not forget the 20: Who is a sinner from the error of his way to save him from death and cover a multitude of sins.
God has given us a manual and a map for us to reach the final goal. All we have to do is read and dust!
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